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B3ta

There's cats on my chalk board.....

bloody things. well...off to work now. : )

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

enjoyin' lost?

The next arrival on platform 9 is the delayed 0956 service to Edinburgh Waver...

Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, doin' the fuckin' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to there, during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, 'Come ahead, square go.' You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.

Huff huff huff huff *wheeze* huff huff huff huff etc.

14:20 12th March 2010

B3ta newsletter 419, out now - 419 being the common name for those Nigerian spammy begging letters. But someone we've only just noticed this and the newsletter fails to have any gags of this nature in it. Oh well.

morning b3ta

He just couldn't take any more CGI "films"...

Good 'ning everyone!

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